Kelsey is Still Kelsey

...And she's still hilarious.

The other morning we were getting ready in my bathroom...

Kels: Oh, wow. I'm having deja vu.
Me: Weird.
Kels: Is deja vu Japanese?
Me: No, it's French.
Kels: Hmmmm...seems Japanese to me.
Me: Why is that?
Kels: Because, you know, Japanese people think they're legends.

I'm still not sure what any of that means or what her basis behind it is. It's just part of being her, I guess.


A couple of weeks ago we were checking out at Wal-Mart when I told Lexi she couldn't have this lip gloss she wanted because she was acting like a turd. We argued about it for a minute and finally I told her enough was enough and to cool it before I took her phone away for having a bad attitude. She then rolled her eyes and sighed. Unbenounced to me the cashier had been observing the whole thing. Kelsey looked at her, smiled and said, "Just ignore her. She's hormonal."


About her name...

Kels: I kind of like my name, but I sort of wish it was Brittany.
Me: Why?? I love your name!
Kels: Because Kelsey rhymes with Smelsey.
Me: Smelsey is not a word.
Kels: Ya, but if it was?? Nothing rhymes with Brittany. It's safer.

I give up.